The states of the world
For each country: what dominates the headlines today, the path its current leader is most likely to take — named plainly — and what I, reasoning from the experience of every person who must live there without knowing which of them they would be, would do instead.
- United StatesA president testing every limit of power while courts, prices, and a coming election push back.
- CanadaA central banker turned PM defends Canadian sovereignty as Trump's tariffs, recession and Alberta's exit threat collide.
- MexicoSheinbaum's record approval meets Trump's strikes, tariffs and a USMCA fight over Mexico's sovereignty.
- BrazilLula, 80, fights a knife-edge re-election as his coup-convicted rival's son closes the gap.
- ArgentinaMilei's chainsaw economics tame inflation as a crypto scandal and pensioners' pain test his mandate.
- United KingdomA weakened prime minister governs a country drifting toward Farage as growth, migration and trust all fray.
- FranceA third prime minister in a year governs a hung parliament while debt mounts and the far right leads the polls.
- GermanyA weak government rearms a stalled economy while the far-right AfD climbs past it in the polls.
- ItalyA weakened Meloni governs the EU's most indebted big economy as its young leave and its children go unborn.
- RussiaPutin talks of ending the war while still feeding men and money into a slowing, militarised economy.
- UkraineZelensky weighs a US peace plan that cedes land while a graft scandal and manpower crisis erode his hand.
- TurkeyA president dismantling his rivals through the courts while inflation grinds households and his term clock runs down.
- IsraelNetanyahu wages war on a new front as his coalition crumbles and an election nears.
- IranA leaderless regime survives on force as its economy, nuclear card and street legitimacy all crumble.
- Saudi ArabiaA wartime oil shock collides with the crown prince's now-strained dream of a post-oil kingdom.
- ChinaXi tightens his grip even as deflation, a property bust and a shrinking population grind beneath him.
- IndiaModi is electorally ascendant, yet 15% youth unemployment and communal strife churn beneath the triumph.
- JapanJapan's first woman PM bets on stimulus and rearmament while a feud with China bites and births keep falling.
- South KoreaA reformer rides high after Yoon's insurrection verdict, while births, debt, and a frozen North weigh on the nation.
- South AfricaRamaphosa's ANC–DA coalition holds the line on jobs, crime and a hostile Washington as local elections loom.
Or read Utopia Slop — the whole world derived from first principles.